HEY, WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU’D LIKE TO-
JOIN OUR GANG OR DIE.
JUST BE IN OUR GANG, ACTUALLY. WE NEED-
TOUGH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS WILLING TO POP OFF AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE.
SOMEONE TO WEAR THE GREEN HOODIE, IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. IT’S NOT LIKE, FOREST GREEN, OBVI. WE’RE MORE OF A BRIGHT PASTEL-
BUNCH OF HARDCORE GANGSTERS DOING HARDCORE GANGSTER SHIT.
WE MOSTLY JUST GET PINKBERRY AND THEN HANG OUT IN THE PARK.
WORD. THE SCULPTURE GARDEN DOWN BY THE RIVER IS BEAUTIFUL IN THE FALL. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT NICE-ASS SUNLIGHT ALL REFLECTING OFF THE WATER AND SHIT.
TODD’S TRYING TO TOUGHEN UP OUR IMAGE. HE THINKS WE’RE A LITTLE ‘SOFT’.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
A NICE CHARTREUSE GREEN WOULD GO GREAT WITH YOUR HAIR.
HONESTLY, IT REALLY WOULD.
For realz
bull
AGG
this is me doe
hannah and me, y’all
yolo
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, COULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN MY GOD DAMNED LITTERBOX?
Bahahahaa!
I have a man-crush on Justin Valmassoi …
MORNING, BILL. SIT DOWN. NO, STAND UP SO I CAN KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS WITH THIS. I’M KIDDING, SIT DOWN. ANYHOW, YOU KNOW HOW YOU WERE ASKING IF WE COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THE OLD TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODES? “BREAK OUR DEPENDENCE ON BANAL AND ALMOST INSULTINGLY VAPID REALITY TV AND PUT THE FOCUS BACK ON STORYTELLING” I THINK YOU SAID? WELL GUESS WHAT?
WISH GRANTED, BILLY BOY. TALKED TO MARTY UPSTAIRS AND IT TURNS OUT WE ALREADY OWN ALL THE RIGHTS. WE’VE GOT THE GREENLIGHT FOR TWILIGHT ZONE. IT’S GOING TO BE AMAZING. NATURALLY, WE HAD TO UPDATE IT FOR A MODERN AUDIENCE SO IT’S GOING TO BE CALLED TIT WAR AND IT FOLLOWS A TEAM OF BIKINI-CLAD ASSASSINS IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND AS THEY ATTEMPT TO OPEN UP A CAR WASH AND ALSO DEFEAT ROVING HORDES OF ZOMBIES, BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT’S PRACTICALLY IDENTICAL TO THE ORIGINAL SERIES. CODY BAY, MICHAEL’S KID, IS GOING TO DIRECT, AND WE’VE ALREADY CAST JIMMY VAN DER BEEK TO DO THE INTROS, BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT’S ALL YOU, BILL.
CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR. THIS IS YOUR BABY NOW. YOU’RE ONE OF THE BEST PRODUCERS WE’VE GOT. I KNOW YOU CAN KNOCK THIS OUT OF THE PARK.
SHHHHHH. STOP CRYING. NO NEED TO THANK ME, JUST DON’T LET ME DOWN.
One eye on the telly (Pirates I - giraffe-girl again) and one on the tattoos monitor.
One eye on the teev (Pride & Prejudice - the giraffe-girl, sped-up version) and one eye on my monitor.
I’m sort of enjoying the way my built-in webcam mangles photos, to tell truth.
Big ups to Andrew Huang for introducing me to new music!
Lots of Geotic seems to be here: http://www.angelfire.com/indie/postfoetus/geotic.html and I will be working my way through that, at some point.
♥ geotic - meadow ♥
Hello to jenniejuniper, my one and only follower!
Here’s some fan service …
… well, not really. Thank God.